I Have No Starship and I Must Scream

Roger Ebert, with whom I agree most of the time, has given the new Star Trek movie 2.5 stars. I had my doubts too, but I suppose two things concern me more than his review.

First, he clearly splits an infinitive. This is as unacceptable as he feels the new Star Trek film is unimaginative.

Second, based on the title of his article, "The Franchise on the Edge of Forever," Harlan Ellison's lawyers will be calling the Chicago Sun-Times legal staff soon.

Now that I've mentioned this, Harlan Ellison will probably be suing me too.