My Brother's Wife Lyrics (the correct ones)

Nobody on the Internet can figure out what Gibby Haynes is chanting on the Butthole Surfer's "My Brother's Wife." So here are the real lyrics. Please also enjoy the dreadful video.

I am not a priss
My brother’s wife
There was a time when I thought
That the longer am I a slave to my mind…ohhhhh

My brother’s wife
I know it’s not right
But they cannot deny me
My brother’s wife
I would die for his wife
Please stay

I will always (please stay) I will always (please stay)

I know, I know
Shhh
My brother’s wife

I am the king of my dominion
I share the secrets of the clown
There is no denying me
Oh no

I will try to get in the dress
I must have my brother’s wife’s breasts
Shhh
Oh god

Yes, yes
I am alone

Trouble babe
Well how would he have known
The clown was wrong, was wrong, was wrong
My brother’s wife and her car
Her ass
I shall not be denied
My brother’s wife’s breasts
Shhh
I am in love
My brother’s wife and her breasts
Sadly I turn to the left
And I see my brother’s wife’s breasts

I really must be off
Oh it hurts to laugh
Puddles below us
My brother’s wife
Oh god please help me
But yes

I have direct approval
To fuck my brother’s wife’s breasts
The clown
Somebody file me off
No, not my brother’s wife’s breasts
Oh god

The Dreadful Cocoa Storm

Did you get caught without an umbrella this morning, standing in the chocolate rain?

Don't Have a Dreadful Easter - Stay Away from Church and Crosses (and People with Nails)

As startling and as disappointing as it may be, I do have a soft side that rears its ugly head every Easter. No, I don't fritter the day away thinking of ways to justify antisemitism or playing hide-and-seek with dead messiahs, as so many other dreadful people do. No, I spend my Easters with a 6'4" invisible Pooka named Harvey. And if you do venture into a bar, be sure to bring something big.

Is It Full of Stars?

Arthur C. Clarke has died at the age of 90.

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Eco-Friendly War

Really, Rwanda was one of the greenest conflicts. Let's take this advice and get back to basics.

How To Make Iraq War More Eco-Friendly

D&D&D (Dungeons & Dragons & Dead Guy)

Dungeons and Dragons creator Gary Gygax died yesterday at the age of 69. I'm certain this number would have elicited a hearty chortle followed by some girlish twittering from the grandfather of all geeks.

Gygax will be cremated, his body compressed into a 20-sided die and he will be buried in his mother's basement, where he probably spent most of his adult life. In death as in life, he will remain a virgin.

The coroner's report indicates that Gygax was killed during a battle with a troll who had more hit points.

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b a u h a u s

The best kind of dread!

Download Bauhaus' new (and final) album, "Go Away White," from iTunes today.

By the way, they don't look like this any more. They look more like gray raisins, but I love them nonetheless.

Some Good Music

Interesting bands and albums to check out on iTunes:

-Black Mountain's "In the Future," Canada's answer to Pink Floyd and the 1960s they missed out on up there.

-The Raveonettes' "Lust Lust Lust."

I'm also listening to Beck, Peter Sarstedt and the Kinks because I recently watched a Wes Anderson film. But that's really none of your business. There was also some crazy hillbilly White Stripes group from Houma, Louisiana, worth checking out if for no other reason than Jimmy Kimmel showcased how freaking strange the place is recently. The band's called Deadboy and the Elephantmen. For the record, I recommend this only for the novelty of it.