A Scary Halloween Tale

Now that the Season of the Witch, Halloween, is upon us, I thought it appropriate to share a particularly dreadful and frightening story: based on actuarial math, McCain has a one-in-four chance of surviving a second term as president. And on the dark and stormy night that his health fails, President Palin will rise from the laboratory table to rampage through the poor little villages of the world community. And at least if Russia decides to attack, Palin has a choice view of the country from her backyard. And she controls the National Guard. So, I guess we're all safe. Perhaps she can buy a plane off of eBay and shoot at the Ruskies from the air.

(Note: New York is closer to Moscow than Alaska. And Palin only controls the National Guard during times of peace)

Read more about McCain's Golden Years here. But don't worry too much - if they've kept Cheney alive this long, McCain could well live into his hundreds.