Dreadful Valentines

Yeah, I know I missed Valentine's Day. But thanks to our calendar and clever greeting card companies everywhere, it's really Valentine's Weekend! Yippee! Naturally, the movie companies try to get in on the action too. A lot of print and radio media personalities were trying to recommend romantic films to watch with your snugglebunny. No surprises. "Jerry Maguire." Is that how you spell it? I've never watched it. Don't care. "The Way We Were." "Dirty Dancing." Let's put all these babies in the corner, shall we? What about people with alternative lifestyles? I mean really alternative? People who live in the deep South perhaps. Well here's my pick for you. Enjoy, with love and much dread!